Do you send the inflatable perfect woman as a package or a parcel?
You get 10 free shots with your AK47.
Yeah, she's definitely attractive. No, I haven’t seen her. I don’t know. Well, you don’t really get far in that industry if you’re not attractive I suppose. I don’t know. How would I describe her? Erm, she’s just a really normal, good-looking human being.
Is everyone wearing a mullet tomorrow? If everyone’s wearing a mullet tomorrow I’ve already got one in my filing cabinet.
There’s a lot of unicorn and horse action going around at the minute isn’t there?
Is this going to fit on a grown man's head?
I don’t know the best way to describe it. They just look like a group of toddlers. Drunk toddlers. Drunk muscle-bound toddlers. With breast implants.
Where are you going?
I need to photograph some fondant-filled chocolate cocks before lunchtime.
The Marshmallow man is on aisle Y, right next to the standard Jamaican Bobseligher
I need to speak to Will ASAP. It’s an emergency. Time is money and I’ve got a lot of questions about lederhosens.
That mask makes your hair look a bit orthodox Jew.