Let's get right to the crazy comments
- "If you think of the worst thing to invest money in during covid, it’s probably thousands of gimp suits"
- More like best investment
- "You should bring your tortoise in to the office and tie a balloon to him, so you always know where he is"
- Pretty good idea tbh, who doesn't love an office pet?
- "The penis piñatas have caused such a buzz in the office"
- Why wouldn't they?
- "I’ve never seen a banana that big"
- It was pretty big
- "You don’t look like you don’t like eggs"
- Try say that 5 times fast
- "A Harry Potter Stripper? Isn’t he a child?! He’s not a child when you see his kegs come off"
- Perfect for a Potterhead hen/stag do
- "We’re making a human centipede with t-shirts"
- We sure did! Check it out here
- "Yeah, you can be comfortably cuffed to a table"
- Product testing is paramount
- "Love starting a Wednesday morning with a "
- Who doesn't?
- "I don’t want any sad dwarf pictures"
- What about Sneezy or Dopey pictures?
- " - it’s polite pain"
- You get what it says on the tin
- "If your dick has arms, you should probably go see a doctor"
- You might even be recruited by the X-men with a mutation like that