What you need, is an over-arching moustache theme.
You can’t use blasphemy on the website.
Don’t we sell a vicar having sex with a blow up doll?
Erm… yeah okay fair enough.
What constitutes as an 'active' use of a vibrator?
What’s the opposite of arousal? That’s basically how I feel after looking at that product.
How often do you pick up the wrong flamingo?
Pin the Willy on the Midget was a roaring success, so Kiss the Midget is sure-fire winner.
Is it acceptable to refer to Where’s Wally as a sexual deviant?
Pimps didn’t get a look in after a couple of disastrous attempts.
How many fake bottoms do you want?
They’re going quite well. I’ll take 5.
We need to start selling chest hair at this company.
I can’t muster the enthusiasm for neon face paint this morning.
Does it give off the wrong impression to describe us as ‘cock connoisseurs’?
I think that ship has sailed to be honest.
Awesome. Tasty Tyrone is back in the house.