"It's staff training - promise."
Can I read this to you and see if you think I’m promoting obesity?
I’ve got a customer who can’t decide whether he wants to be a Ninja Sanitary Towel or a Pepperami.
I’ve hit the archery wall. Nothing more to say about archery… or is there?
Right-o, let’s sign off this massive nob.
What’s the difference between harness-zorbing and body-zorbing?
You’ll never guess how much we’ve spent on cocks this year.
Great news, guys. Ricky Martin – not THAT Ricky Martin – but a different Ricky Martin, has just made a bold gimp costume purchase.
What can we say about paragliding? Can we say pant-shittingly high?
Is it okay to describe the Adult Baby Costume as ‘creepy as balls’?
Can you take those double-headed beer bongs downstairs when you get a sec?
Aww no! Have we discontinued Grow Your Own Toyboy?
Last time I tried that I was sick in the street.