Things You Don't Hear in a

We can't even count the ridiculous quotes anymore, but we're trying hard... And, we've got a whole load of quotes for you to read this month.

"It's staff training - promise."

Can I read this to you and see if you think I’m promoting obesity?

I’ve got a customer who can’t decide whether he wants to be a Ninja Sanitary Towel or a Pepperami.

I’ve hit the archery wall. Nothing more to say about archery… or is there?

Right-o, let’s sign off this massive nob.

What’s the difference between harness-zorbing and body-zorbing?

You’ll never guess how much we’ve spent on cocks this year.

Great news, guys. Ricky Martin – not THAT Ricky Martin – but a different Ricky Martin, has just made a bold gimp costume purchase.

What can we say about paragliding? Can we say pant-shittingly high?

Is it okay to describe the Adult Baby Costume as ‘creepy as balls’?

Can you take those double-headed beer bongs downstairs when you get a sec?

Aww no! Have we discontinued Grow Your Own Toyboy?

Last time I tried that I was sick in the street.

Last Updated - 16/11/2018

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