Do you think this would fit in someone's bra?
It took me a while to get into the owl zone, but once I was there, everything fell into place.
Right. Headphones in. I need to switch off from everything and take myself into lesbian mode, I'll be back in the room in a few minutes.
Is 'man wang' hyphenated?
We've had whips and cuffs since day one. Grow up.
Dick-flops have landed today.
I must have some more stiffy-related bantz.
I don't know. I think after a certain amount of time, my well of erection-based puns has run dry.
What can we say about paragliding? Can we say pant-shittingly high?
You've got to remember that you're not just browsing the internet - you're specifically looking for a fanny costume.
Hey, ladies... we've got some scented owls over here...
For this insurance policy, I need to state whether we sell any protective items. Do you reckon I need to include our rubber johnnies?
We get some really classy hens coming to us.
Do you think they'll want to get involved with anything that has a 'beasting station'?
I'm really sick of tits. I'm even bored of my own.
There's no import taxation precedent for penis-shaped flip-flops.