Things You Don't Hear in a Normal Office #7

I wish he'd had the suitcase with him when he was dressed as a vaginaDon't we all (just to clarify - this was for our Shameless Model photoshoot, where he dressed as a big pink vagina)

Maybe we should Photoshop out the creases, as you can't really iron a horse's legsWe did and the horse looked magnificent. We would also like to point out that this is, in fact, a horse onesie - not an actual horse.

Is AK47 shooting the same as Airsoft?It is definitely not the same. You will be quite safe playing Airsoft (although, maybe take some shinpads – it can get quite rough).

Do you think a MILF joke is appropriate for a Mother-of-the-Bride sash?Content getting serious.

Do you want to see a picture of a shark at a wedding?Definitely not the strangest thing we’ve seen today.

I mean, no one's really a professor of the penisContent writer, Sarah, writing about outrageous and disgusting hangover cures, of course.

I’m going to have to put Martine McCutcheon below the Duchess of CambridgeNot as bad as it sounds, we were researching celebrity hen parties.

There's a time and a place for penises, but 14.03 on a Wednesday afternoon is not the timeQuite.

If you can’t get the lads excited about a private boat with lesbians on it, then I don’t know what you’re supposed to doOur sales guru, Adam, at a total loss with one of his clients.

Just a sad testicle rolling byWe feel we should clear this up. Our Content Writer, Sarah, squeezed a stress ball a little too much, it burst, a little ball popped out and then rolled on the floor (in a really sad way). Totally normal.

Did you put those balls in the bin?These were, in fact, the very same balls mentioned earlier, and, yes, Sarah did throw them in the bin.