Things You Don't Hear in a

Here at LNOF HQ, planning a stag or hen weekend can lead to some outrageous day-to-day conversations. From the outside, you might think we’re an average type of office, but if you come inside – it’s mayhem. So, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to document our most ridiculous quotes. Enjoy…

Four different shots of LNOF's Shameless Model dressed as a huge pink vagina
"Ah, the vagina costume - the perfect stag weekend costume"

  • "I wish he'd had the suitcase with him when he was dressed as a vagina"
  • Don't we all (just to clarify - this was for our Shameless Model photoshoot, where he dressed as a big pink vagina)
  • "Maybe we should Photoshop out the creases, as you can't really iron a horse's legs"
  • We did and the horse looked magnificent. We would also like to point out that this is, in fact, a horse onesie - not an actual horse
  • "Is AK47 shooting the same as Airsoft?"
  • It is definitely not the same. You will be quite safe playing Airsoft (although, maybe take some shinpads – it can get quite rough)
  • "Do you think a MILF joke is appropriate for a Mother-of-the-Bride sash?"
  • Content getting serious
  • "Do you want to see a picture of a shark at a wedding?"
  • Definitely not the strangest thing we’ve seen today
  • "I mean, no one's really a professor of the penis"
  • Content writer, Sarah, writing about outrageous and disgusting hangover cures, of course
  • "I’m going to have to put Martine McCutcheon below the Duchess of Cambridge"
  • Not as bad as it sounds, we were researching celebrity hen parties
  • "There's a time and a place for penises, but 14.03 on a Wednesday afternoon is not the time"
  • Quite
  • "If you can’t get the lads excited about a private boat with lesbians on it, then I don’t know what you’re supposed to do"
  • Our sales guru, Adam, at a total loss with one of his clients
  • "Just a sad testicle rolling by"
  • We feel we should clear this up. Our Content Writer, Sarah, squeezed a stress ball a little too much, it burst, a little ball popped out and then rolled on the floor (in a really sad way). Totally normal
  • "Did you put those balls in the bin?"
  • These were, in fact, the very same balls mentioned earlier, and, yes, Sarah did throw them in the bin

Last Updated - 14/08/2023

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