I wish he'd had the suitcase with him when he was dressed as a vagina
Maybe we should Photoshop out the creases, as you can't really iron a horse's legs
Is AK47 shooting the same as Airsoft?
Do you think a MILF joke is appropriate for a Mother-of-the-Bride sash?
Do you want to see a picture of a shark at a wedding?
I mean, no one's really a professor of the penis
I’m going to have to put Martine McCutcheon below the Duchess of Cambridge
There's a time and a place for penises, but 14.03 on a Wednesday afternoon is not the time
If you can’t get the lads excited about a private boat with lesbians on it, then I don’t know what you’re supposed to do
Just a sad testicle rolling by
Did you put those balls in the bin?