Things You Don't Hear in a

Here at LNOF HQ, planning a stag or hen weekend can lead to some outrageous day-to-day conversations. From the outside, you might think we’re an average type of office, but if you come inside – it’s mayhem. So, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to document our most ridiculous quotes. Enjoy…

Four different shots of LNOF's Shameless Model dressed as a huge pink vagina
"Ah, the vagina costume - the perfect stag weekend costume"

I wish he'd had the suitcase with him when he was dressed as a vagina

Maybe we should Photoshop out the creases, as you can't really iron a horse's legs

Is AK47 shooting the same as Airsoft?

Do you think a MILF joke is appropriate for a Mother-of-the-Bride sash?

Do you want to see a picture of a shark at a wedding?

I mean, no one's really a professor of the penis

I’m going to have to put Martine McCutcheon below the Duchess of Cambridge

There's a time and a place for penises, but 14.03 on a Wednesday afternoon is not the time

If you can’t get the lads excited about a private boat with lesbians on it, then I don’t know what you’re supposed to do

Just a sad testicle rolling by

Did you put those balls in the bin?

Last Updated - 24/01/2019

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