Things You Don't Hear in a

We're on the ninth Things You Don't Hear, and the jokes keep on coming. We're not quite sure how we get away with it, but this is what has been said at LNOF HQ this year...

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We're a funny bunch...

I'm going to go and get a large inflatable item.


I'd show you a picture of my cock, but I haven't got one. I've only got one of my old one.

I'd be alright in the wild me. I just need a bit of flint and a tampon.

Can somebody check the best before dates on the Candy Nipple Tassles?

Is renting a Penny Farthing a sport?

Did you hear back from that guy about the thongs?

What's a nice word for penis?

Please remember you will have to provide your own dildo.

The stripper was running late because he couldn't find a parking space.

Scott, did you order the cock fighting?

What's happening with those willy cups?

You pull the string to make it erect.

Will, what should I call this penis?

Could you tile the sheep and boob images together, please?

I've just got one ball in my mouth. Someone has eaten the other half.

Last Updated - 24/08/2017

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