I'm going to go and get a large inflatable item.
I'd show you a picture of my cock, but I haven't got one. I've only got one of my old one.
I'd be alright in the wild me. I just need a bit of flint and a tampon.
Can somebody check the best before dates on the Candy Nipple Tassles?
Is renting a Penny Farthing a sport?
Did you hear back from that guy about the thongs?
What's a nice word for penis?
Please remember you will have to provide your own dildo.
The stripper was running late because he couldn't find a parking space.
Scott, did you order the cock fighting?
What's happening with those willy cups?
You pull the string to make it erect.
Will, what should I call this penis?
Could you tile the sheep and boob images together, please?
I've just got one ball in my mouth. Someone has eaten the other half.