4.
When Gazza entered the world of hostage negotiation
![Illustration of Gazza thinking about chicken and fishing](https://media.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/i/Articles/misc/428-GM-4.jpg)
Hostage negotiation tool kit: KFC? Tick. Tinnies? Tick. Fishing rod? Tick. Dressing gown? Tick. Lovable ex-Premier League footballer? Big tick. What could possibly go wrong?.
5.
When Newcastle beat Sunderland 5 – 1 on Derby Day
![Illustration of Shola Ameobi celebrating a 5 - 1 win](https://media.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/i/Articles/misc/428-GM-5.jpg)
Let's not mention the results since...
6.
When Cheryl got asked to leave U.S X Factor because neeone could understand the lass
![Illustration of Cheryl Cole receiving a text message from Simon Cowell](https://media.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/i/Articles/misc/428-GM-6.jpg)
Diven’t worry Chezza, pet. It’s a yes from us...