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  • Full Body Penis Costume

    Penis Costume

    Don't be a dick

    £24.99 £49.99 save 50%

    50+ in stock | LNOF Ref: #356

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    Penis Costume Information

    • Hilarious penis costume
    • Quality material
    • Full body size
    • Pretty much the funniest thing we've ever seen

    Call us childish if you will, but willies are funny. They are. It's very difficult to put into words the immense rush of emotions we felt the first time we saw this hilarious penis costume. It is the actual physical embodiment of the idea that something can be so wrong it is actually incredibly right, an ethos that we try to live by here at LNOF.

    This is the perfect costume for the groom if you intend to make his stag night one of the most humiliating of his entire life, which you surely will. Also, protip: remember to take some balloons with you to stuff the, er, balls. There’s no point to a penis costume without voluminous balls.

    You’re welcome.

    Delivery Information

    Service Delivery Timescale Price
    2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £1.99 or FREE on orders over £40.
    1st Class 1-3 Working Days £2.99
    Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
    Saturday Delivery Saturday Delivery £7.99. This will require a signature.
    Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

    Please note:

    • Dispatch Information
    • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • We aim to print personalised items within 24 hours but at busy times it may take up to three working days.
    • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

    Returns Information

    We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

    If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

    Return Address

    Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

    Customer Reviews for Penis Costume

    4.91 star rating

    Average Rating from 34 reviews

    5 star rating

    “Fantastic. Just what we need”

    5 star rating

    “Fantastic item great quality had a great laugh ”

    5 star rating

    “Hilarious ”

    5 star rating

    “Hilarious! ”

    5 star rating

    “This product is just amazing, I thought it would be smaller but it really isn't and what a quality, I'll continue to shop here in the future! ;)”

    5 star rating

    “It is the second time I buy this product, I just love it!!!”

    5 star rating

    “Great outfit, just what I was looking for.”

    4 star rating

    Needs padding for the balls. Quite pricey, but got to be worth it.”

    5 star rating

    “It simply does not get any better than this for a stag do outfit. The only suggestion i would have is to take some balloons to use as the er, um, 'testicles'! They really make it stand out. Also, perhaps some newspaper to fill the head out as it can sag. brilliant though.”

    5 star rating

    “Very good outfit!”

    5 star rating

    Fantastic product. Exactly as described and well made. More to the point as a costume for a stag weekend in Amsterdam I don't think this outfit could be bettered. Haven't laughed so much for years.”


    5 star rating

    Awesome, really funny and great quality great buy!! ”


    5 star rating

    “very pleased”


    5 star rating

    “Brought a lot of attention to the stag, especially when we were in a gay bar.”


    5 star rating

    “Brilliant!!!!”


    5 star rating

    “Excellent costume.”


    4 star rating

    “Love the outfit, although it is quite expensive.”


    5 star rating

    “Great penis costume. Can't wait to see him running around doing paintball in it! Brilliant”


    4.5 star rating

    “Very happy with the product.”


    5 star rating

    “Nice costume! Made a huge success and we had lots of fun for Halloween.”


    5 star rating

    The penis costume was absolutely hilarious it was by far the best costume at the party I recommend this if you have the balls to wear it haha.”


    5 star rating

    “Well worth every penny - the stag will never forget the night.”


    5 star rating

    “Excellent Costume Surprisingly well made I stuffed the balls and head, drew some pubes and veins looked awesome used on a stag do so many great comments worth every penny!!...”


    4.5 star rating

    “Product was excellent, No issues with it. It helped make our stag do very memorable.”


    5 star rating

    “Hillarious, good quality and very good price.”


    5 star rating

    The stag was the star of the show at a Butlin's adult weekend. The girl's loved it, he was having his photo taken with them all night.”


    5 star rating

    Bought this penis costume for my mates stag do, was amazing. A great way to give him a send off. 10/10”


    5 star rating

    “Item as described very pleased.”


    5 star rating

    “AMAZING!!! Brilliant penis costume! I would highly recommend it.”


    5 star rating

    Absolutely loved this costume as did everyone else! i used beach balls instead of tissue paper they worked brilliantly. I would give this more than 10 out of 10 if I could!”


    5 star rating

    This penis costume was AWESOME. Our Stag looked the bollocks in this; everyone in Benidorm had their photo with him/it. The women loved it and couldn't stay away, they were drawn to the 6 foot dick for some reason...Buy some marker pens to add detail and fill with Balloons not tissue paper.”


    5 star rating

    “The penis costume was the talk of the night a great outfit and had comments like the best fancy dress ever seen.”


    5 star rating

    “I havn't unpacked the costume yet, as we use it for a stag in Stockholm at the end of the month, but it lokks promising like on your homepage!”


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