- Hilarious penis costume
- Quality material
- Full body size
- Pretty much the funniest thing we've ever seen
Call us childish if you will, but willies are funny. They are. It's very difficult to put into words the immense rush of emotions we felt the first time we saw this hilarious penis costume. It is the actual physical embodiment of the idea that something can be so wrong it is actually incredibly right, an ethos that we try to live by here at LNOF.
This is the perfect costume for the groom if you intend to make his stag night one of the most humiliating of his entire life, which you surely will. Also, protip: remember to take some balloons with you to stuff the, er, balls. There’s no point to a penis costume without voluminous balls.
You’re welcome.
Customer Reviews for Penis Costume
Average Rating from (34) reviews
Sandi Znidar
25/06/2016 10:29:21
"Fantastic. Just what we need"
Danielle Homer
06/05/2016 09:07:11
"Fantastic item great quality had a great laugh "
Natalie Bell
13/08/2015 06:25:38
Adam Begbie
08/06/2015 10:11:22
Fredrik Boström
19/01/2014 11:21:29
"This product is just amazing, I thought it would be smaller but it really isn't and what a quality, I'll continue to shop here in the future! ;)"
Nicolas Girard
24/03/2013 07:14:22
"It is the second time I buy this product, I just love it!!!"
Rebecca Ashton
10/01/2013 10:30:29
"Great outfit, just what I was looking for."
Paul Johnson
21/07/2012 10:08:02
"Needs padding for the balls. Quite pricey, but got to be worth it."
Jamie Macgregor
18/07/2012 14:16:30
"It simply does not get any better than this for a stag do outfit. The only suggestion i would have is to take some balloons to use as the er, um, 'testicles'! They really make it stand out. Also, perhaps some newspaper to fill the head out as it can sag. brilliant though."
theresa mansley
11/11/2011 00:02:03
Paul Lathrope
14/06/2011 15:03:29
"Fantastic product. Exactly as described and well made. More to the point as a costume for a stag weekend in Amsterdam I don't think this outfit could be bettered. Haven't laughed so much for years."
Mitchell Ford
08/06/2011 12:47:31
"Awesome, really funny and great quality great buy!! "
david brenchley
07/04/2011 07:20:06
Christopher Monaghan
06/04/2011 08:36:38
"Brought a lot of attention to the stag, especially when we were in a gay bar."
Simon Stokes
09/03/2011 18:05:10
Mark Long
24/02/2011 08:18:35
Laura Lyon
16/02/2011 19:50:05
"Love the outfit, although it is quite expensive."
Shaun Rayer
15/02/2011 23:52:21
"Great penis costume. Can't wait to see him running around doing paintball in it! Brilliant"
John Sergant
12/01/2011 08:48:19
"Very happy with the product."
Michael Wilczek
02/11/2010 22:29:13
"Nice costume! Made a huge success and we had lots of fun for Halloween."
Patrick O'Brien
02/11/2010 11:14:30
"The penis costume was absolutely hilarious it was by far the best costume at the party I recommend this if you have the balls to wear it haha."
Andrew Piscina
02/11/2010 08:08:13
"Well worth every penny - the stag will never forget the night."
Sam Robinson
27/10/2010 14:06:15
"Excellent Costume Surprisingly well made I stuffed the balls and head, drew some pubes and veins looked awesome used on a stag do so many great comments worth every penny!!..."
Stephen Wray
15/10/2010 21:53:36
"Product was excellent, No issues with it. It helped make our stag do very memorable."
Daniel Jones
12/10/2010 16:05:24
"Hillarious, good quality and very good price."
Steven Harriss
12/10/2010 14:52:19
"The stag was the star of the show at a Butlin's adult weekend. The girl's loved it, he was having his photo taken with them all night."
Ian Setterington
13/09/2010 09:57:55
"Bought this penis costume for my mates stag do, was amazing. A great way to give him a send off. 10/10"
valerie bouher
31/08/2010 17:16:15
"Item as described very pleased."
Amelia Bamford
03/08/2010 09:39:25
"AMAZING!!! Brilliant penis costume! I would highly recommend it."
dariel connor
20/07/2010 23:28:35
"Absolutely loved this costume as did everyone else! i used beach balls instead of tissue paper they worked brilliantly. I would give this more than 10 out of 10 if I could!"
James Butler
20/07/2010 18:39:43
"This penis costume was AWESOME. Our Stag looked the bollocks in this; everyone in Benidorm had their photo with him/it. The women loved it and couldn't stay away, they were drawn to the 6 foot dick for some reason...Buy some marker pens to add detail and fill with Balloons not tissue paper."
Peter Taylor
20/07/2010 13:11:02
"The penis costume was the talk of the night a great outfit and had comments like the best fancy dress ever seen."
Mohamed Zitouni
13/07/2010 11:25:49
"I havn't unpacked the costume yet, as we use it for a stag in Stockholm at the end of the month, but it lokks promising like on your homepage!"
EMMA SMITH
06/07/2010 09:16:10
"This Penis costume was excellent quality and great value."
Delivery Information
| Service | Delivery Timescale | Price |
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| 2nd Class | 3-5 Working Days | £2.99 or FREE on orders over £50. |
| 1st Class | 1-3 Working Days | £3.99 |
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| Overseas | Please allow 10 working days | Depends on destination and service. |
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