Pussay Patrol Range

Whether you’re heading to Malia or Spain - don’t get on one of those pedalos and end up in Africa! Or even a staycation – did you know it’s a well-known fact that caravan club is like a sex club? The infamous Pussay Patrol t-shirts will be sure to get all eyes on you. But now we’ve gone even bigger and better than that time Jay completed Championship Manager. Not only are we offering the most iconic stag t-shirts of all time, but you can get pussay patrol on hoodies, face masks and even badges. With a choice of up to 10 colours, you can stick with the instantly recognisable pink or put your own spin on a timeless classic. These fully customisable options also allow you to add your names and nicknames on the back, so you won’t be stuck with “Mr I F**k Kids” unless of course that is your nickname… in which case, why? Actually, we don’t want to know. The pussay patrol collection is bound to get you and the lads some attention, so grab your wellies lads, because you’ll be knee deep in clunge before you know it.

Our Personalised Process

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Personalise Your Item

Customise your item to fit your needs and choose how many you would like to order.

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Print & Dispatch in 48 Hours.

With our super speedy design and printing, we can dispatch your items within two working days.

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Est. Dispatch Date: 03/08/2021

In a rush? Choose Next Day Delivery at checkout. Free Standard UK Delivery on orders over £50.