We actually have a Geordie discount for those that get the reference. Well, not really, but we do like you. Our Stag Do Glasses are a great ironic addition to any outfit, fancy dress or otherwise – and they might even save you from a nasty paintball accident while you’re away (got it yet?). But most importantly, they offer the finishing touch to your fancy dress costume, getting the group looking cohesive and drawing a few eyes while you’re at it. Canny, that.
If you find yourself wondering what exactly your stag outfit is missing, then needless to say that it’s probably a pair of matching novelty glasses. That’s where we come in. We have a great range of specs to meet all of your eyewear-related needs, whether those needs involve a penis on the face (a plastic one, lads) or an unnecessarily long beer straw. But which is the pair for you?
You’ve known them forever and they’re the best mates in the world. But they’re also a bunch of d*ickheads. Let them know with our hilarious Willy Glasses. We’re not exactly sure why having a willy for a nose is so funny but we’ve learned that, in this business, it’s best not to ask. These rude novelty specs are sure to turn heads (don’t be gross) and at just £2.99, they’re great value for the amount of laughs you’ll get out of them. And as one keen reviewer noted, "nobody looked down their nose" at them on the night, so that’s a win in our books.
At some point in time, someone said "glasses, but make them boozy." And thank God they did, because otherwise we wouldn’t have the Glow in the Dark Drinking Glasses. Enjoy the fun of novelty glasses, quick painless drinking and night-time visibility all in one. Or if you’re simply just a beer enthusiast, then our Beer Bottle Glasses are sure to go down a treat.
We can’t talk about our Aviator Specs without making an awkward Top Gun/ Stag hybrid pun. It might also be the reason they’re getting their own bullet. So if you’re the Maverick-type who need a pair of supercool sunglasses to Cruise around town with then you’re in luck. Pair them with our Captain Costume or pilot outfits for the finishing touch to a fantastic group fancy dress idea.
Maybe you were a swot at school, or maybe you’re looking to complete your group geek fancy dress costumes. Either way, we have all the best eyewear for you so you can nail that proper specky four-eyes look. Our classic Geek Glasses are straight out of an 80s retro sci-fi, but for a modern look you need to go for our Neon Glasses range. In the squared Ray Ban look, these frames come in Pink, Yellow, Green and Orange, and will look great with any outfit as well as fancy dress.
So as far as funny stag headwear goes, our stag party glasses range from the rude to the inebriating. Great stag costumes don’t have to be difficult or expensive. Sometimes a group of aviators (or literal d*ickheads) are just as effective. And if you’re a last minute organiser, then don’t worry – if you order before 4pm then you’re eligible for next day delivery, and your order will be dispatched on that very day.
Most Embarrassing: Willy Glasses
If you’re looking for the finishing touch to your embarrassing stag humiliation outfit, then rude glasses really don’t get more horrifying than this.
These Willy Glasses come with some face defining brows, a round frame and an 11cm penis covering the nose. That’s peak comedy right there, and we won’t hear otherwise.VIEW PRODUCT
Most Sex Appeal: Aviator Specs
What’s cooler than a pair of aviator frames? Not much, in our opinion. If you’re looking for an instant sex appeal booster then look no further.
Classic Shape, Mirrored Lenses
Instant Sex Appeal
Top Gun References Galore
Won’t make you a Tom Cruise look-alike
Once you see the benefits to your grafting game, you’ll never want to take them off. Although please do, because it’ll get a bit weird.VIEW PRODUCT
Most Versatile: Glow in The Dark Drinking Glasses
Eyewear? Check. Drink on the go? Check. Never get lost in the club again? Check. Whoever came up with this bad boy is clearly a stag do accessory genius.
With so many pints going down on a stag, why waste valuable energy lifting your drink to your mouth?VIEW PRODUCT
Based on sales data lastnightoffreedom.co.uk 2019 (2020 data incomplete due to Covid)
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