- Cards measure approx. 8x5”
- 10 in pack
- Disclaimer: You may get a slap
Women know men like you. You think you’re being so stealthy and subtle, waiting until they look away to flick your eyes down their silhouette and nudge your mate letting him know how you feel. But what you don’t know is that she knows. Trust us, she knows. So quit being so timid and go and speak to her – you’re a grown man and she’ll appreciate your confidence. But first, to break the ice completely, give her a card with her rating on. With everything from Smoking Hot (10/10), Stunning (9/10) and Model Material (8/10), to the ever-so-slightly offensive Could Be Worse (4/10), Lights off (3/10) and the ultimate insult, Troll (1/10) – there’s something to suit every type of woman you may come across. Disclaimer: anything less than a 7/10 is handed out at your own discretion and could see you getting a firm slap. Be warned.
Delivery Information
| Service | Delivery Timescale | Price |
|---|
| 2nd Class | 3-5 Working Days | £3.95 or FREE on orders over £50. |
| 1st Class | 1-3 Working Days | £4.95 |
| Next Day Delivery | 1 Working Day | £7.95. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions. |
| Saturday Delivery | Saturday Delivery | £8.99. This will require a signature. |
| Overseas | Please allow 10 working days | Depends on destination and service. |
Returns Information
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Return Address
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH