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Bearded - for her pleasure
22 in stock
| LNOF Ref: #35100
The ladies here at LNOF are going to let you into a little secret here, despite it making us look incredibly easy (only partially true). We’ve lost count of the times we’ve said this: ‘Oh, I see you have tattoos and a hipster beard. Do excuse me whilst I take all of my clothes off.’
This beard has many other benefits – it instantly increases your ability to chop wood and build things, it’s a natural bear repellent and scientists have now proven that beards rarely sleep, giving you a full-time nocturnal guardian. Ideal.
So if you want to scare away birds of prey in a handmade wooden shack whilst simultaneously getting laid – then this is the product for you. You’re bearded – for her pleasure.
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