- Ginger beard
- Instant sex appeal
- Only add to face
The ladies here at LNOF are going to let you into a little secret here, despite it making us look incredibly easy (only partially true). We’ve lost count of the times we’ve said this: ‘Oh, I see you have tattoos and a hipster beard. Do excuse me whilst I take all of my clothes off.’
This beard has many other benefits – it instantly increases your ability to chop wood and build things, it’s a natural bear repellent and scientists have now proven that beards rarely sleep, giving you a full-time nocturnal guardian. Ideal.
So if you want to scare away birds of prey in a handmade wooden shack whilst simultaneously getting laid – then this is the product for you. You’re bearded – for her pleasure.
|2nd Class||3-5 Working Days||£2.99 or FREE on orders over £50.|
|1st Class||1-3 Working Days||£3.99|
|Next Day Delivery||1 Working Day||£5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.|
|Saturday Delivery||Saturday Delivery||£7.99. This will require a signature.|
|Overseas||Please allow 10 working days||Depends on destination and service.|
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH