Grow a Pair in their packaging
  • Grow a Pair in their packaging
  • The back of the Grow a Pair packaging
  • The balls out of their packaging
  • The balls growing in water

Grow Some Balls

Man up


11 in stock | LNOF Ref: #38464

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Grow Some Balls Information

  • Grow to x6 their size
  • Novelty scrotum product
  • Instructions on packet
  • Original size 2”x1.5”
  • Just add water

There’s always one in every group who’s a bit of a melt. He’s constantly cancelling plans to have a night in with the missus, and even when he does eventually drag himself out with the boys, he has a couple of Bud Lights, spends all night on his phone and leaves early. He’s one word: whipped. You’ve all been saying it for months, but what he needs is to grow a pair of balls. Well, his luck is in – with this handy, pocked-sized scrotum, you can give the gift of manning up. All he will have to do is take the (needlessly detailed) balls out of their packaging, soak them in water and wait. In a matter of days, these balls will have grown to six times their size and he’ll finally be a real man once again.

Delivery Information

ServiceDelivery TimescalePrice
2nd Class3-5 Working Days£3.95 or FREE on orders over £50.
1st Class1-3 Working Days£4.95
Next Day Delivery1 Working Day£7.95. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday DeliverySaturday Delivery£8.99. This will require a signature.
OverseasPlease allow 10 working daysDepends on destination and service.

Returns Information

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Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH