- Grow to x6 their size
- Novelty scrotum product
- Instructions on packet
- Original size 2”x1.5”
- Just add water
There’s always one in every group who’s a bit of a melt. He’s constantly cancelling plans to have a night in with the missus, and even when he does eventually drag himself out with the boys, he has a couple of Bud Lights, spends all night on his phone and leaves early. He’s one word: whipped. You’ve all been saying it for months, but what he needs is to grow a pair of balls. Well, his luck is in – with this handy, pocked-sized scrotum, you can give the gift of manning up. All he will have to do is take the (needlessly detailed) balls out of their packaging, soak them in water and wait. In a matter of days, these balls will have grown to six times their size and he’ll finally be a real man once again.
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