For delivery before Christmas we recommend the following latest order dates:
NEXT DAY DELIVERY21st December before 4pm
SATURDAY DELIVERY22nd December before 4pm
No underpants required
22 in stock
| LNOF Ref: #34991
If there’s one thing that we’re not asked enough, it’s ‘do you have any kegs on under your skirt, mate?’
It makes us feel desired. Everyone deserves to feel desired. Well, chaps, all you need to do is don a kilt – and you will be inundated with questions by curious women, wondering whether you’re going to flash your wang at them.
Quite what the bonus of you being commando is, these days, we’re not sure - but women sure love it. Perhaps the lack of underpants is more time efficient in the throws of passion. And you know what they say – good time-keeping makes for a passionate lover. Or something.
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH
Average Rating from 1 reviews
“Did the job.”