- Mystery stag night costume
- Could be tame, could be rude, take the risk!
- Available in Medium, Large and Extra Large
- Comes in a sealed bag to keep the surprise for the stag
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? it might be, that's the beauty of it, we just don't know and neither will you. We understand the pressure that comes with being tasked to find the perfect stag night costume, so simply don't bother. That's right, just take the easy option, a mystery costume which can be presented to the stag, nobody knows what it is.
But what do I do if the stag doesn't like it? Blame us. What do I do if the group thinks it's crap? Blame us. What do I do if it's absolutely brilliant and everyone loves it? Tell everyone where you got it across all of your socials! You can't lose with this product, it's either awesome or it's our fault, you're a hero either way!
Here's what we will tell you, it probably isn't going to be something incredibly rude or offensive, you won't get an arsehole or bloody tampon costume, you'll find those in our Rude Costumes section if you want them, you pervert.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Can I choose or request certain costumes?
No, come on, live on the wild side, the whole point is it's a mystery, think of it like Christmas!
Will the costume be the same value to the price I pay?
Not necessarily, it may be more or it may be less, it may be the same, again, it's all part of the mystery.... but it will be good value for money.
Can I return the costume?
Standard returns procedures apply, you can return it so long as it hasn't been worn basically.
How do you define "costume"?
Please don't be "that guy" who comes back complaining that the one of a kind pink mirror shirt or the lifeguard top and shorts we've sent you isn't technically a costume.... if it's on our costumes page, it's a costume ok?
How do I pick the right size?
Due to the number of costumes and manufacturers involved this is a bit of a tricky one. We've grouped the costumes to approximately Medium, Large and Extra Large. We've got a rough size guide below - if you stick to that you won't go far wrong - remember, worst case scenario, it doesn't quite fit then it'll make the stag look like even more of a plonker, which is what you were going for in the first place, right?
| Size | |  Body Shape | |  Height |
|---|
| Medium | | Skinny to Average | or | 178cm or less |
| Large | | Average to Large | or | 178cm - 188cm |
| X Large | | Large to Extra Large | or | over 188cm |
| Medium | | Skinny to Average | or | 5'10 or less |
| Large | | Average to Large | or | 5'10" - 6' 2" |
| X Large | | Large to Extra Large | or | Over 6' 2" |
Delivery Information
| Service | Delivery Timescale | Price |
|---|
| 2nd Class | 3-5 Working Days | £3.95 or FREE on orders over £50. |
| 1st Class | 1-3 Working Days | £4.95 |
| Next Day Delivery | 1 Working Day | £7.95. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions. |
| Saturday Delivery | Saturday Delivery | £8.99. This will require a signature. |
| Overseas | Please allow 10 working days | Depends on destination and service. |
Returns Information
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Return Address
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH