Side view of The Big Baller
  • Side view of The Big Baller
  • The Big Baller On White Background
  • The back of the big baller

The Big Baller

Don't balls it up


17 in stock | LNOF Ref: #34037

Want it delivered by Wednesday 29th May? Order within 7 hours, 16 minutes and choose Next Day Delivery

The Big Baller Information

  • Red, white and green headband
  • Wavy brown locks
  • Symbolic of strong masculinity

Sometimes you want to make a statement about your balls, but it’s just not appropriate to do so. However, the Big Baller mullet not only makes you look ravishing, but also proves that you’re a big balled man (metaphorically).

This mullet says a lot about its owner - that you could fight an ox with your bare hands, that you could down a pint in five seconds, that you could ride a horse out of a dangerous situation (and into a safe situation) and that you could rescue a drowning kitten from a river.

The red, white and green headband also works as a mind-trick on ladies – making them think of a Margarita, and thus subliminal-messaging them into thinking they want to go out for a pizza with you next Friday night. You’re welcome.

Delivery Information

ServiceDelivery TimescalePrice
2nd Class3-5 Working Days£3.95 or FREE on orders over £50.
1st Class1-3 Working Days£4.95
Next Day Delivery1 Working Day£7.95. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
Saturday DeliverySaturday Delivery£8.99. This will require a signature.
OverseasPlease allow 10 working daysDepends on destination and service.

Returns Information

We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

Return Address

Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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