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    The Big Baller

    Don't balls it up

    £7.99 £9.99 save 20%

    24 in stock | LNOF Ref: #34037

    • Want it delivered by Wednesday 26th September? Order within and choose Next Working Day Delivery
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    The Big Baller Information

    • Red, white and green headband
    • Wavy brown locks
    • Symbolic of strong masculinity

    Sometimes you want to make a statement about your balls, but it’s just not appropriate to do so. However, the Big Baller mullet not only makes you look ravishing, but also proves that you’re a big balled man (metaphorically).

    This mullet says a lot about its owner - that you could fight an ox with your bare hands, that you could down a pint in five seconds, that you could ride a horse out of a dangerous situation (and into a safe situation) and that you could rescue a drowning kitten from a river.

    The red, white and green headband also works as a mind-trick on ladies – making them think of a Margarita, and thus subliminal-messaging them into thinking they want to go out for a pizza with you next Friday night. You’re welcome.

    Delivery Information

    Service Delivery Timescale Price
    2nd Class 3-5 Working Days £2.99 or FREE on orders over £50.
    1st Class 1-3 Working Days £3.99
    Next Day Delivery 1 Working Day £5.99. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions.
    Saturday Delivery Saturday Delivery £7.99. This will require a signature.
    Overseas Please allow 10 working days Depends on destination and service.

    Please note:

    • Dispatch Information
    • Orders placed before 4pm Monday to Friday will be dispatched that day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • Orders placed after 4pm OR order placed on weekends and bank holidays will be dispatched on the next working day (Unless they include personalised items).
    • We aim to print personalised items within 24 hours but at busy times it may take up to three working days.
    • We may change the delivery service requested, but we will never downgrade your requested service.

    Returns Information

    We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.

    If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.

    Return Address

    Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH

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