- Willy apron
- Plush willy attached
- Sex Machine design
- Apron approx. 66x54cm
- Willy approx. 52cm
- Guaranteed sex appeal
Hey, man – you’re a hot fox, right? A devilishly handsome young chap, a sex machine some might say. So, come on – it’s time to proudly display that title in the form of an apron, with an attached giant shlong. Good, we knew you would agree.
Not only does this apron, you know, really heighten your sex appeal (not that it needs it, of course), but it’s also super practical. How many times have you attempted to cook a fry up and wandered around your gaff in search of an apron with a giant penis? Exactly. No more, sir. Just pop this on and you’re good to go (we mean breakfast, man – calm down!).
Delivery Information
| Service | Delivery Timescale | Price |
|---|
| 2nd Class | 3-5 Working Days | £3.95 or FREE on orders over £50. |
| 1st Class | 1-3 Working Days | £4.95 |
| Next Day Delivery | 1 Working Day | £7.95. This will require a signature or "Leave Safe" instructions. |
| Saturday Delivery | Saturday Delivery | £8.99. This will require a signature. |
| Overseas | Please allow 10 working days | Depends on destination and service. |
Returns Information
We operate a no quibble returns policy. If you change your mind for whatever reason after purchasing an item from us, simply send it back and we will refund you, providing it is unused, in good condition and original packaging.
If you wish to return an item to us because it is faulty or has arrived damaged please contact us first, either by calling us on 0191 499 8760 or using our contact us form.
Return Address
Last Night of Freedom, Statex House, Saltmeadows Road, Gateshead, NE8 3AH