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Time to release that pre-wedding stress with our fabulous range of willy piñatas.Finally, a penis that provides some satisfaction.
So your bride-to-be has finally met the love of her life, but let’s not forget the struggle it took to get her here. She more than likely had a few heartbreaks, and definitely encountered more than a couple of dickheads over the years. So before she settles down forever and starts a new chapter of her life, it’s time to let those years of rage loose with our hilarious penis piñatas. With our wild range of rude piñatas, there is an option for every bride-to-be. Whether your bride fancies our original Pink Willy Piñata, prefers the taste of chocolate and our Black Willy Piñata, or is simply searching for that pot of gold in the Rainbow Penis Piñata – she’ll be pleased as a punch with any of these beauties. Fill these bad boys up with our penis straws and classic childhood sweets. It’s never been easier to clean up after a hen party. Make sure your overly competitive Auntie Sue doesn’t sneak a peek at the package. The Piñata Blindfold can be saved for activities on the wedding night... like playing Pin the Willy (get your mind out of the gutter).
1. Break the Ice - Hen do games are the best way to get the party started and make everyone feel relaxed. Nothing will get the girls giggling quite like having to hit an oversized willy whilst running around like a headless chicken. Try not to get too cocky if you manage to smash open the yummy treats from our Piñata Filler Pack.
2. Size Matters - It’s true what they say; bigger certainly is better. Our Pink Willy Piñata is 43cm high - that’s 5 times bigger than the national average.
3. Stress Relief - So, you’ve all heard of stress balls – we’ve found a new way for you to cope with pre-wedding anxiety. A few bashes of a penis piñata and you’re back to your normal self. Bridezilla will be nowhere to be seen.
4. Tasty Treats - Let’s be honest, your eyes are on the prize. The exciting prospect of an abundance of classic childhood sweets and willy straws flying around the room has you ready to pounce. As soon as the big boy shows its first signs of wear, you’ll sweep up underneath it with your mouth wide open. Bon appetite!
5. Smash the Patriarchy - Finally, women are starting to break patriarchal barriers within society. Keep men in their place by using these intimidating devices. If one of the lads walks in on you and the rest of the bride tribe whacking one of these well hung willies, he’ll definitely be shaken up.
Best Pre-Wedding Stress Reliever: Rainbow Willy Pinata
Make sure your husband-to-be doesn’t see what you and the girls are up to – he won’t let you near him in the bedroom again.
We recommend you fill it with phallic-shaped sweets and prizes to stay on theme.VIEW PRODUCT
Most Destructive Weapon: Pinata Buster
This is more than just a multi-coloured plastic pole, this sword will help you fight against the patriarchy.
Approximately 50cm long
Requires good aim
At LNOF, we don’t tolerate cheaters, so make sure you blindfold all of the bridesmaids beforehand. No peeking!VIEW PRODUCT
Happiest Chappy: Penis Pinata
No matter how many times you whack this handsome chap, his smile just won’t disappear. At last, a willy that can take a few rounds.
If you prefer the taste of chocolate, check out our world exclusive Black Willy Piñata. Hit that sweet spot. VIEW PRODUCT
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