4.
When Gazza entered the world of hostage negotiation

Hostage negotiation tool kit: KFC? Tick. Tinnies? Tick. Fishing rod? Tick. Dressing gown? Tick. Lovable ex-Premier League footballer? Big tick. What could possibly go wrong?.
5.
When Newcastle beat Sunderland 5 – 1 on Derby Day

Let's not mention the results since...
6.
When Cheryl got asked to leave U.S X Factor because neeone could understand the lass

Diven’t worry Chezza, pet. It’s a yes from us...