1

When we learnt valuable Health and Safety life lessons from Byker Grove

Illustration of a man scrunching his face up after a paintball has hit him in the face

He cannit see man.


2

Keegan’s "I'd love it if we beat them" speech

Illustration of Kevin Keegan pointing at the screen

We’d have loved it too, Kev.


3

When kitchen appliances are the must have accessory for running the Great North Run

Illustration of a man running with a fridge on his back

Just ask Tony the Fridge…

4

When Gazza entered the world of hostage negotiation

Illustration of Gazza thinking about chicken and fishing

Hostage negotiation tool kit: KFC? Tick. Tinnies? Tick. Fishing rod? Tick. Dressing gown? Tick. Lovable ex-Premier League footballer? Big tick. What could possibly go wrong?


5

When Newcastle beat Sunderland 5 – 1 on Derby Day

Illustration of Shola Ameobi celebrating a 5 - 1 win

Let’s not mention the results since…


6

When Cheryl Cole got asked to leave U.S X Factor because neeone could understand the lass

Illustration of Cheryl Cole receiving a text message from Simon Cowell

Diven’t worry Chezza, pet. It’s a yes from us.

7

When the fabled 24-hour Greggs opened in Newcastle’s Bigg Market

Illustration of a Greggs pasty with a 24 hour sign behind it

Jack Bauer sends his thanks.


8

When the Angel of the North wore a 30 foot Shearer shirt

Illustration of the Angel of the North wearing a Newcastle United shirt with number 9 on the back

We were on Cloud 9.


9

When, thanks to Geordie Shore, ‘parsnips’ got a whole new meaning

Illustration of Charlotte Crosby from Geordie Shore thinking about a parsnip

Veg and two veg.


10

That horse punch. WTF?

Illustration of a Newcastle United fan squaring up to a horse

He certainly smacked the pony.