Newcastle's Top 10


When we learnt valuable Health and Safety life lessons from Byker Grove

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He cannit see man.


Keegan's "I'd love it if we beat them" speech

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We’d have loved it too, Kev.


When kitchen appliances are the must have accessory for running the Great North Run

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Just ask Tony the Fridge...


When Gazza entered the world of hostage negotiation

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Hostage negotiation tool kit: KFC? Tick. Tinnies? Tick. Fishing rod? Tick. Dressing gown? Tick. Lovable ex-Premier League footballer? Big tick. What could possibly go wrong?.


When Newcastle beat Sunderland 5 – 1 on Derby Day

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Let's not mention the results since...


When Cheryl got asked to leave U.S X Factor because neeone could understand the lass

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Diven’t worry Chezza, pet. It’s a yes from us...


When the fabled 24-hour Greggs opened in Newcastle’s Bigg Market

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Jack Bauer sends his thanks.


When the Angel of the North wore a 30 foot Shearer shirt

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We were on Cloud 9.


When, thanks to Geordie Shore, ‘parsnips’ got a whole new meaning

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Veg and two veg.


That horse punch. WTF?

Illustration of a Newcastle United fan squaring up to a horse

He certainly smacked the pony.

Last Updated - 10/09/2018

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