When Gazza entered the world of hostage negotiation
Hostage negotiation tool kit:
KFC? Tick. Tinnies? Tick. Fishing rod? Tick. Dressing gown? Tick. Lovable ex-Premier League footballer? Big tick.
What could possibly go wrong?
When Newcastle beat Sunderland 5 – 1 on Derby Day
Let’s not mention the results since…
When Cheryl Cole got asked to leave U.S X Factor because neeone could understand the lass
Diven’t worry Chezza, pet. It’s a yes from us.