Personalised T-shirts have long been our most popular accessories – a staple of, pretty much, every stag weekend. We’re telling you now, there will be T-shirts, and you will have a nickname that you pray the wife (or even mum) will ever find out, on the back of it. You can pray to the stag do Gods that your mates aren’t going to offend your new ‘home’ for the weekend with what is on your T-shirt, but it is going to happen. Be prepared.
02. Penis Costume
Celebrate the stags impending nuptials by forcing him into a real-life, human sized penis costume. It may be childish (not really), but penis jokes are the best kind of jokes (yes they are) – and the Groom has to be the ‘head’ of all jokes this weekend. This quality dick, made from only the finest material, is the ultimate stag weekend costume. Watch him squirm his way out of this one on the night…
03. Gimp Suit
Sometimes, a huge penis, or a vagina, just won’t do a good enough job of humiliating the Groom-to-Be – you have to delve a little deeper and darker. All the way to a Gimp suit. This 100%, top quality polyester costume will put you in the Best Man Hall of Fame – he’ll never live this down. If he chooses to have a drink, he’ll have to unzip the hood and reveal all. It’s a win win situation. Bonus points if you get him in handcuffs and leg shackles.
04. Big Pink Vagina
Call us immature if you will, but there’s nothing funnier than a man dressed as a giant pink vagina. A. Giant. Pink. Vagina. He’ll never live this down, and that’s the beauty of this costume – it has endless possibilities. It might be a struggle getting him into bars, but it’s worth it - this will always be funny.
05. Fox Hunter
Get regal on your stag do in our Fox Hunter costume. It’ll be your most impressive entrance into a club, dressed as noble horsemen with the fox (the stag) lagging behind. This is also one of the greatest opportunities to chase the stag around your new city – a punishment that can only get better with the jockey’s riding crop. Bloody spiffing.
06. Male Bride
Man dressed as woman = classic. We’re not ones to argue with tradition (neither are our stags, by the looks of it), and it’s a rite of passage to put the stag in the dress. A wedding dress, to be exact. This lace trim dress flatters all shapes, with an additional belt, headpiece and veil to put the cherry on the stag’s humiliating cake. Cue evil grins.
07. Willy Man
The world needs a superhero, and we’ve got just the one in mind. Willy Man – the forgotten superhero. This guy has a huge heart and an even bigger… smile. This outfit comes with a cape, Velcro-fastening pants and ‘the main package’; a huge penis that will come down to his knees. Let him unleash (not like that) his power and save the world – or watch as he makes a fool of himself.
08. French Maid
Is there anything sexier than a French maid? No. Is there anything sexier than a man dressed as a French maid? Thought not. We don’t draw the line at a bog-standard dress, we like to go one better… you’ve got a dress, apron, headpiece, garter and cuffs to help embody the look. Oooh la la.
09. Carry Me Costumes
Carry Me costumes – the new craze to sweep the stag do costume world. Basically, little gnomes/horses/monkeys/teddy’s and chickens hoist you up on their shoulders (not really) and carry you home, using optical trickery (fake legs).
10. Alan Hangover
This outfit was designed with stag dos in mind. The Hangover is one of those films that you hope never happens to you, but most likely will – and you’re halfway there with this get-up. This costume is a stroke of genius. We all know women love babies, and you’ve got one (albeit a fake one – Health and Safety would be all over that) strapped to your chest. You’ve also got a fake beard… women love that too, you know.